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Taylor Swift's Snake Drama As Explained By Someone Who Literally Just Learned About It Today

I just thought hey, maybe she's a parseltongue, I'm not here to judge her journey.

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Taylor is a very popular musical artist who used to be a country singer, but is now a pop superstar with a new album about to drop.

Taylor had some drama back in 2009 when Kanye "Who decided to sit me by the stairs" West interrupted her MTV Video Music Awards speech to proclaim BeyoncΓ© the greatest of all time.


According to my ~research~ they were definitely buds at one point.

@Katyperry knows how to throw a birthday party! I would even go as far as to say it was party-licious. Best EVER. Happy bday, pretty girl!!

But now they've got Bad Blood, all because GET THIS three of Taylor's back-up dancers left in the middle of her 2013 tour to go join Katy's tour.

Watch out for the Regina George in sheep's clothing...


And this all came to a slithering stop when Kayne's main squeeze, THE Kim K, shared a snapchat video of Kanye asking for Taylor's permission, and her appearing to enthusiastically give it.

PART 1: Kanye calling Taylor Swift to tell her about the #FAMOUS lyrics. Courtesy of KKW.

Is this from a Sorkin screenplay bc omg.


And thus, with a video and a tweet, Kim started the birth of the snake movement with fans FLOODING Taylor's Social Media with snake emojis.

Wait it's legit National Snake Day?!?!?They have holidays for everybody, I mean everything these days! 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

So that's pretty much where we are now, with many fans believing Tay has reclaimed the snake for her new album's imagery because of these cryptic AF promos.

And Kim K is getting a taste of her own ~snake oil~ with Swifty's fans returning the favor.

@KimKardashian 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍TS6IsComing 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

You see, it says "TS6IsComing" because this is Taylor Swift's 6th album.