Taylor Swift's Snake Drama As Explained By Someone Who Literally Just Learned About It Today
I just thought hey, maybe she's a parseltongue, I'm not here to judge her journey.
Hello, I'm an 89-year-old woman trapped in the body of a 26-year-old woman also known as Allie.
While I'm a huge fan of all things pop culture, I'm not too ~hip to the jive~ on celebs and their various feuds.
However, as of this week, I've noticed a lot of people talking about Taylor Swift? And snakes?
And somehow Katy Perry and Kim Kardashian West are involved?
So I spent my day doing a little reading and got all caught up. Let me break this down for those of you who also go to bed before 9:00pm.
This is Taylor Swift.
Taylor had some drama back in 2009 when Kanye "Who decided to sit me by the stairs" West interrupted her MTV Video Music Awards speech to proclaim Beyoncé the greatest of all time.
Tay-Tay and Kanye had a few years of silence on the subject, before the two made up and all seemed peaceful in pop-land.
In the meantime, Taylor busied herself with another feud, this time with Katy Perry.
And the two have been pretty vocally feuding ever since.
SO THEN, last year Kanye referenced Swift in his tune Famous with the lyric: "I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex/ I made that bitch famous."
T-Swizzle stated she did NOT approve this line, while Kanye claimed he DID receive her blessing before recording the song.
Like...there were a lot of snakes guys. Indiana Jones would've been shook FR.
So that's pretty much where we are now, with many fans believing Tay has reclaimed the snake for her new album's imagery because of these cryptic AF promos.
Fans also believe that she may kiss and make up with Katy at this weekend's MTV Video Music Awards.
So yeah, now I know and I can once again participate in water cooler conversations with the other youths.
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