1. This incredible question:
Your fiancé gets kidnapped in a foreign country. You stay out till 2 am searching w authorities but eventually you have to call it and return to your hotel. Do you still do your skincare routine y/n
2. This rude refusal:
my boyfriend is ABSOLUTELY REFUSING to do this sex position where he sits at the piano and plays a song about me and i lie on the bed and shed a single perfect tear
3. This actual math:
My bf and I were fighting then he says this smh I’m tired of him
4. This common mistake:
*RSVP’ing to Christmas party* Whispering into phone: is it ok if I bring my weird roommate? Husband, from behind me: STOP CALLING ME THAT
5. This adorable answer:
So my BOYFRIEND comes home last night absolutely smashed, gets undressed and then just stands there in my room. So I'm like are you coming to bed? And he goes "no thank you, I'm sure you're lovely but I have a girlfriend" and goes to sleep on the floor 😭😭😭
6. This accurate comparison:
My girlfriend when I make fun or her vs my girlfriend making fun of me. https://t.co/CbCgfqBrPz
7. This hilarious joke:
[supermarket] *BF hands me iceberg lettuce* M: Haha yeah ok *sarcastically starts adding it to cart before punting it into the next aisle*
8. This visual depiction:
Me fighting off my girlfriend when she comes home from mimosas with the girls
9. This reasonable fight:
I cannot believe I just had an argument with my girlfriend bc I said I wouldn’t fancy her if she didn’t have any skin
10. This pillow talk:
Her: After sex I love to share our deepest thoughts :) Me: Instead of a stapler I call it a desk crocodile Her: Actually let's just sleep
11. This short film:
Boyfriend: what’s wrong? Girlfriend: nothing.... Girlfriend the rest of the day:
12. This expert secret keeper:
Having a boyfriend is great because I always have someone to gossip to and he won’t tell anyone because he wasn't listening in the first place
13. This perfect parent-meeting portrait:
When you go to your Girlfriends parents house for the first time...
14. This undeniable truth:
DATE: I love women that are extremely honest ME: [winking seductively] You are wearing too much cologne & it's giving me a headache
15. This dramatic sneeze:
My boyfriend really just sneezed sitting 5 feet away and texted me this 🙄
16. This precious reaction:
I told my boyfriend I got the job I interviewed for today 😂 mind u he at work.
17. This sweet (?) question:
I’m on my period and my boyfriend just texting me saying “How’s my little ketchup packet doing?” I-
18. This unexpected commitment:
when u end up in a whole 2 year relationship after what was supposed to be just a hook up
19. And finally, this surprising proposal:
Romance: During lovemaking you ask your gf to put her finger in your butt. She does & when she pulls it out there's an engagement ring on it