1.
When he knew the truth about love:
2.
When he and his husband, Kevin, had a "vicious" fight in front of Jake:
3.
When he had the best childhood ever:
4.
When he had perfect hair, even after an over-nighter:
5.
When he was grammatically correct:
6.
When his prized dog, Cheddar, betrayed him:
7.
And when he had to punish poor Cheddar:
8.
When his comment about Terry's childish name was thrown back at him:
9.
When he and Gina threw the perfect shade:
10.
When he knew the perfect shade for the sky:
11.
When he had his work announcement priorities in order:
12.
And when he let his love of Kevin overshadow his hate of purposeless trips:
13.
When he understood that laughter does not equal a "no":
14.
When he knew that photography is truly pointless:
15.
When he was annoyed into doing the this he hates most:
16.
When he used this marvelous threat:
17.
When he perfected his MANY insults against his rival, Captain Madeline Wuntch:
18.
And finally, when he knew the exact right thing to say to Rosa after she came out as bisexual: