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Just 23 Life Lessons We Learned From Watching "Seinfeld" A Million Times

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

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Still, to prove that Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer were chock-full of great advice, people began tweeting about all the little "life lessons" they learned from the show. Here are 23 of the absolute truest:

1.

#SeinfeldTaughtMe That skinny jeans are not for everyone

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2.

#SeinfeldTaughtMe I can get fired from companies I don’t actually work for in the first place.

3.

#SeinfeldTaughtMe that soup is something we should cherish cause u never know when itll be taken away😉😂

4.

#SeinfeldTaughtMe about the great job opportunities at Vandelay Industries

5.

#SeinfeldTaughtMe It's not a lie, if you believe it

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6.

#SeinfeldTaughtMe Holidays are for the airing of grievances

7.

#SeinfeldTaughtMe how to slay a photo shoot.

8.

#SeinfeldTaughtMe that most men aren't sponge-worthy 😏

9.

#SeinfeldTaughtMe the reservation keeps the car here. That’s the point of the reservation.

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10.

#SeinfeldTaughtMe to always check for toilet paper first, because some people can't spare a square

11.

#seinfeldtaughtme You can quit your job and go back in on Monday and act like it never happened.

12.

Always carry a notepad and look annoyed to look busy at work. #SeinfeldTaughtMe

13.

#SeinfeldTaughtMe to never double dip.

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#SeinfeldTaughtMe the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?

16.

#SeinfeldTaughtMe that you can't return a book after you've read it in a restroom.

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18.

#SeinfeldTaughtMe Always be prepared with a good comeback

19.

#SeinfeldTaughtMe that men gossip just as much as women do.

20.

Write down your parking spot number. #SeinfeldTaughtMe

21.

#SeinfeldTaughtMe Sometimes you just have to save yourself

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22.

#SeinfeldTaughtMe that women don't know about shrinkage.

23. And, of course:

#SeinfeldTaughtMe that good well written comedy is timeless...May 14 1998 was the last episode, and we're tweeting about it today!

What "life lessons" did Seinfeld teach you? Share yours in the comments below!