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    Updated on Feb 23, 2019. Posted on Feb 20, 2019

    21 Completely Non-Sexual Moments That Are Equivalent To An Orgasm

    "When you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start gliding."

    Look, sex is cool and all, but have you ever experienced the incredible feeling of removing your shoes after walking around a theme park all day? Because it's truly ~orgasmic.~

    Studio Ghibli

    Well, this week Reddit user GunnerJM truly understood that feeling and asked, "What's a non-sexual moment equivalent of an orgasm?", and WHEW BUDDY, there are some A+ responses.

    Screen Gems

    Here are just a few of the most ~intensely satisfying~ feelings in the world:

    1. "When you wake up on a Saturday morning with the sun streaking through the curtains, thinking you missed your alarm, and the realization hits you...there was no alarm, and there will be NO alarm."

    IneffableQuale

    2. "When the event you didn't want to go to gets canceled."

    Timlad

    3. "That feeling you get sometime between 5 p.m. and 9 p.m. on a Friday evening when you realize you don't have work in the morning."

    CallMeJoda

    Disney

    4. "Getting in bed after a very long, exhausting day. The sheets seem to cuddle and caress you like a lover."

    thudly

    5. "Peeling the screen protector off of a new device."

    -jsb

    6. "When your paycheck, bonus, and tax return hits your bank account on the same day."

    arb1987

    Comedy Central

    7. "When you get more than five green lights in a row."

    meta_uprising

    8. "Being insanely thirsty and chugging cool water."

    theskyisgreen24

    9. "Cleaning your ears with Q-tips. Sometimes it feels so good that I unintentionally moan a little bit."

    DukSauze

    Disney

    10. "When my ex-girlfriend used to wake up during the night and she'd reach for my hand to make sure I was still there."

    143296

    11. "Blowing your nose just after a cold. That feeling of goop coming out and being able to breathe better."

    rapturerising

    12. "A hairdresser washing your hair and massaging your scalp...holy heck, that's the best feeling."

    tragicworldrecord

    Columbia Pictures

    13. "When you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start gliding."

    Febuarie

    14. "Sliding into clean, cool bedsheets after you've JUST shaved your legs."

    tragicworldrecord

    15. "Finally remembering something (a word, the title of a song or movie, etc.) after you couldn't for a while."

    tollie7

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    16. "Driving with the windows down on the first 60+ degree day of the year after a long winter and smelling barbecue from somewhere in the neighborhood."

    CombatJack1

    17. "When the bit of water that was stuck in your ear finally comes out."

    NiftyFella

    18. "Handing someone a gift you worked really hard on, only to see their face light up when they realize that they're loved and appreciated by someone. There is nothing more satisfying in the world then to see someone with a genuine smile on their face and know that you are the reason behind it."

    IMNOTDEFENSIVE

    Relativity Media

    19. "When you finish writing that one essay and are able to close the 12 productivity tabs you had open on your computer."

    imathewson18

    20. "Getting a 'math-gasm' from solving an insanely hard problem when it finally clicks into understanding."

    JunkBondJunkie

    21. "Taking your bra off as soon as you get home from work."

    dalupa

    NBC

    Now it's your turn! Can you ~top~ these? What's the best, non-sexual orgasm in the world? Share yours in the comments below!

    Some thread entries have been edited for length or clarity. H/T Reddit.

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