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    "Mario Party" Is An Absolutely Brutal Game, So Here Are A Bunch Of Jokes About It

    Steal a star, lose a friend.

    Listen — I'm not even going to mince words here — Mario Party (in any form) is the most entertaining, frustrating, hilarious game of all time.

    So, with this in mind, I took the liberty of rounding up a few of the best tweets about the greatness that is Mario Party. You're welcome:

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    peeing in an airplane bathroom with turbulence should be a mario party mini game

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    Included with each copy of Super Mario Party to deal with those friends that steal your stars on the 2nd to last turn:

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    Princess Peach when you choose her in Mario Party https://t.co/R9P1T7AoXn

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    People who are upset by ANYTHING in Drag Race All Stars clearly have never played Mario Party and it shows.

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    If you play the whack-a-monty mole minigame AS monty mole in Super Mario Party, he becomes incredibly worried oh my lord save him

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    When our generation ends up in retirement homes. Bingo will be replaced with Smash Bros and Mario Party.

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    the best part of super mario party is how bowser reacts if you don't team up with him as junior

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    One of the guys in my choir dressed up as “Shy Guy Says!” for our Halloween party and it was godlike Literally irl Mario Party 😂

    10.

    *Walks into fancypants restaurant *Waiter: “Sir what will you be having tonight?” *Me: “Are you familiar with Super Mario Party?”

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    yesterday my friends thought “Mario Party” was the same game as “Mario Kart” and about 15min into “Mario Party 7” they asked “when does the race start?”

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    how I act w my friends before Mario party vs during

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    Mario Party: lose all your friends Super Smash Bros.: curse out all your favorite Nintendo characters and grow to hate them

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    This is absolutely a Mario party minigame https://t.co/DVu1UzmtI7

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    what maniac designed this Mario Party game and chose to pair the steak cube with orange juice

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    i’m a member of the: ⚪️ republican party ⚪️ democratic party 🔘 mario party and i’m voting for: ⚪️ donald trump ⚪️ bernie sanders 🔘 wario because he’s so mf thicc

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