Today is Mother's Day, so you know what that means...it's time to read a bunch of jokes about moms that, somehow, almost all of us can relate to!
So we took to the depths of Twitter to collect some fantastic tweets about moms to curate into this easy-to-enjoy list! In fact, just get your phones ready now, because you're going to want to send a few of these to your mom immediately. Ready? Okay, here we go:
1. This redefinition:
when I say “my parents” I mean my mom
2. This accurate depiction:
me calling my mom to see where she at cause she think she grown 🙄
3. And this OTHER accurate depiction:
me annoying my mom for no reason
4. This even mix:
My mom is a mixture of a cool mom & a strict mom she switched it up everydayyyyyy
5. This absolute ICON:
My mom said if we are gonna post her then POST HER 😂
6. This mom-cast:
My mom has a podcast but you can only hear it if you have the password to my voicemail
7. This villain origin story:
me when my mom yells at me after getting mad at someone else
8. This classic:
my mom yesterday: do u work tomorrow me: yes my mom today: do u work today me: yes i already told u my mom when i'm at work: where are u
9. This undeniable (albeit, disturbing) truth:
I told my mom she was invading my privacy and she told me I came out of her privacy
10. This truly elite pair of compliments:
“my mom likes you” and “you smeII good” are the most elite compliments
11. And alternatively, this condemnation:
Once my mom doesn’t like you anymore there’s no more going back... I forgive and forget but she don’t 😂
12. This determination:
Nobody: Nobody at all: My mother looking for something to complain about:
13. This name confusion:
my mom has been screaming "SIRI" at my alexa speaker for like 10 min should i tell her
14. This text etiquette:
I only accept “K” from my mom
15. This parenting-style change:
My momma when she was raising us vs her now raising her grandkids
16. This proud mother:
My mother is telling EVERYONE that I am "practically a doctor" and I "just need to finish one paper." Reader, that paper is my dissertation.
17. This brightness:
pov: you opened your mom’s phone
18. This unimpressed loyal child:
Commenting "nah, I think I'll stick with my mom" on everyone's mother's day posts
19. This discovery:
When you’re walking past the aisles at Walmart and finally see your mom
20. This (fair) declaration:
I’ll do anything for my mom today except them dishes
21. And finally — this very apt metaphor:
Moms are like velcro. They hold everything together, and I have no dang clue how.