1. When she used her sick time for the right reasons:
2. When she was ready to eat out of boredom:
Elaine: Wanna get something to eat?
Jerry: Where you wanna go?
Elaine: I don't care, I'm not hungry.
3. When she perfectly articulated the state of her mental health:
4. When she understood her standards, and rigorously enforced them:
5. I mean, like, REALLY enforced them:
Elaine: God, that movie STUNK.
Elaine's Boyfriend: I kinda liked it.
Elaine: No, you didn't.
6. No, you don't understand, SHE REALLY UNDERSTOOD HER VALUE:
7. When she perfectly summed up her sexual orientation:
8. When she used this fail-safe excuse to get off the phone:
9. When she met the perfect guy:
10. When she had the ~most flirtatious~ introduction ever:
11. When she redefined how food service should work:
12. When she understood the most important part of a relationship:
13. When she was ahead of her time:
Elaine: You know, just admitting a man is handsome does not necessarily make you a homosexual.
14. When she knew how to intimidate her opponent pre-fight:
15. When she wasn't afraid to ~experiment~:
16. When she was tired of sitting in coach on a plane:
17. And, of course, when she came up with the absolute perfect toast:
