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    People Are Sharing The Dumbest Things They Did As Kids And It's A Whole Lot, Y'all

    "I put floaties on my feet and jumped into the pool, thinking I'd walk on water."

    Who among us DIDN'T do something ridiculously stupid as a child? Let me answer that for you...none of us. We all did something.

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    And if you say you didn't, you're lying.

    Well, this week Twitter user MotherofDoggons asked her followers, "What’s the dumbest shit you ever did as a kid?" and WHEW BOY, they did not disappoint.

    What’s the dumbest shit you ever did as a kid? My shining moment was when I was like 4? I put floaties on my feet and jumped into a pool thinking I’d walk on water. I almost drowned.

    Here are just a few of the funniest childhood fails shared:

    1. This diving incident:

    2. This ear accident:

    3. This bouncy fire:

    4. This flushed friend:

    5. This bed egg:

    6. This wild ride:

    @MotherOfDoggons when I was like 3, I rode one of these fuckers down a steep hill in my backyard and hit a tree. my mom came running after me and asked why I did that, and I literally said “the tree wouldn’t get out of the way”

    7. This peanut butter maker:

    8. This literal jump:

    9. This outlet nightmare:

    10. This time-jump:

    11. This blamed bee:

    12. This confusing prize:

    13. This stair surfboard:

    14. This sexless couple:

    15. This wild ride:

    16. This near-drowning:

    17. And finally, this shocker:

    So, now it's your turn! What was the absolute DUMBEST thing you did as a kid? Can you top these? Share in the comments below!

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