So, today we finally got our first new look at the HIGHLY anticipated finale to the Skywalker saga, Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker.
While a lot of awesome newness happened in the short teaser, one PRETTY BIG THING stood out: A shot of a very Sith-looking Rey — our hero — wielding a double-ended red lightsaber.
Fans were quick to take to twitter to discuss this phenomenon — which is now being referred to as "Dark Rey" — so here are a few of the best jokes to come out of it:
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@starwars *Sees Dark Rey with a bad ass lightsaber but the footage ends.*
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If I am killed by dark rey DO NOT prosecute her, cause SHE caught me SLIPPING. That's on ME.
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I'm still emotional over dark!rey y'all
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Dark Rey called me a slut and told me to get down on all fours
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dark rey pulling up on kylo ready to shish kebab his ass
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Boss: are you crying? Me: no Boss: no, you’re definitely crying Me: there were hundreds.... Boss: I don’t follo— Me: HUNDREDS OF STAR DESTROYERS Boss: okay... Me: AND DARK REY WITH A RED SABER. A DARK REY’S THEME. Boss: yeah, I’m going to need to ask you to leave.
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dark rey: kylo:
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no one: kylo when he saw dark! rey
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all of us after seeing dark!rey
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dark rey: me:
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Dark Rey! #TheRiseOfSkywalker
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Ben when his vision of dark Rey comes true
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John's responses to the dark Rey questions are sending me, why is he like this😂
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stan excellence stan power stan impact stan dark rey
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footage of Dark! Rey and Kylo leaked:
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kylos one braincell when he sees dark!rey
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Palpatine about to roll out in his spaceship after creating Dark Rey #TheRiseOfSkywalker
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jj abrams really said fuck it I’ll do it myself with dark rey
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Stop calling her dark rey and start using her real name. Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Rey