Father's Day is on the horizon, so it's time to shine a spotlight on the wonderful weirdos that are the dads of our world.
So, with that in mind, I've taken it upon myself to curate a collection of some hilarious tweets that, somehow, can apply to almost any dad. Ready to rock and roll, kids? Here we go:
1. This confusing snack maraca:
why do dads always shake their handful of peanuts/m&m’s etc before popping them in their mouth?
2. This nap time (anytime):
Dads: *brag about waking up early* Also dad 5 mins after sittin on the couch
3. This holiday experience:
*opening gifts* me: :D my mom: do you love it ⍢⃝ my dad: HEY EVERYONE PUT YOUR WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. Hey, tell your, TELL UR SISTER TO PUT THE WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. CAN YOU GRAB THAT PIECE FOR ME. Here what IF I HAND YOU THE BAG. DONT JUST THROW IT OVER THERE, I—
4. This classic dad concern:
Me: *making out with GF on couch* Your parents are out. Why don’t we take it up a notch? Her Dad: *crashes in thru window* Touch that thermostat and you’re dead
5. This "fashion show" experience:
Do you remember when your mom would take you shopping and you would come home and do a “fashion show” for your dad who was half asleep on the couch and would give you a nod and a “very nice” for every outfit or was that just my family.
6. This striking similarity:
lead singers at dads leaving a a concert restaurant 🤝 “you guys ready to rock and roll?”
7. This inexplicable phenomenon:
how do dads be knowing their whole way around the world with out gps lmao
8. This valid response:
dads be like "go help ur mother" bro go help ur wife
9. This pun-derful race:
[gun goes off] [every runner pretends to be wounded, then laughs and starts the race] ANNOUNCER: and the annual Dad 5k is underway
10. This dad-tastic review:
your dad isn’t a dad yet until he stands in your living room for 15 minutes straight (instead of leaving) saying “this movie is so stupid” while you’re watching Mamma Mia
11. This new(?) name:
Is your dad really your dad if he doesn’t say “who?” after talking about any of your friends even if he’s known them for literally 7 years??
12. This gift exchange:
Love it on Christmas day when a label on a present says "from mum and dad" and you just know that dad has absolutely no idea what's inside
13. This confusing goodbye:
Does anyone else’s dad not hang up the phone after they say “bye”? Do dads think the phone automatically hangs up?
14. This overdue bill:
My dad was just introduced to Venmo and it's the worst thing ever. He just requested $50 for "2001 tee ball registration fee"
15. This Halloween horror:
me: *waking up* who's there monster under bed: hi me: *shaking* omg you're real monster under bed: but i won't hurt you me: oh monster under bed: just give me all your halloween candy me: dad? monster under bed *taking off mask to reveal my dad*: dad tax
16. And finally, this earth-shattering roar:
never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume