Bryan Cranston Got Caught Having Sex On A Train During His Honeymoon And It's Honestly Hilarious
"And we were enjoying our love-making... if you want to call it that."
Bryan Cranston is an insanely talented dramatic actor, but also an extremely gifted comedic story-teller.
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So when he dropped by Conan this week to promote his new book A Life In Parts, Conan was pretty pumped to talk about one specific anecdote.
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And Cranston was more than willing to spill all of the details on the truly ~scandalous~ moment between himself and his wife of 28 years.
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Apparently, rather than just take a boring old flight during their honeymoon, they were presented with a much sexier option by the travel agent.
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Involving three separate tunnels traveling between Switzerland and Italy.
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So Cranston knew what (and who) he had to do.
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It turns out Cranston's wife was a little less than pumped for the experience, and Cranston knows his limits.
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But she agreed, and the two headed off for their European sex-capade.
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Cranston getting more and more excited as the third tunnel neared.
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And Cranston's wife represented every woman ever with her enthusiasm level.
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So the third tunnel arrives and the two begin ~consummating~ like ya do.
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But the studio audience quickly caught on to what was going to happen to the poor young couple.
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Sure enough it appears the travel agent was having a little fun with his American clients, much to the embarrassment of the newlyweds.
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And Conan is shook tbh.
And the people they were sandwiched between on the train did not appreciate their sudden NSFW view of the pair.
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But the real disappoint came from Cranston's wife.
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