The Story Behind Armie Hammer's Mugshot Is Just As Hilarious As The Mugshot Itself

"I got offered a tattoo, I got offered ass-weed..."

So, we're all familiar with Armie Hammer, right? He's an intensely talented actor with the face of a real-life Disney Prince.

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*Kisses computer screen in the middle of the office.*

Anyway, he recently posted a mugshot on Instagram from back in 2011, which quickly became an iconic work of art.

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*Indiana Jones voice* IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM.

So, of course, when he appeared on Conan this week, he was asked about the story behind the photo, and it DID NOT disappoint:

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First, let us pause to enjoy his delightful embarrassed laugh:

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U cute.

Anyway, back in 2011 Armie and his buddy, Ashton, were on a road trip through Texas, trying to deliver decorations to his wife's bakery, when they were greeted by an unpleasant surprise.

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Armie then admitted that it wasn't JUST decorations they were traveling with*, so they both knew instantly that they were screwed.

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*Weed, it was weed. Marijuana. Mary Jane. JAZZ CIGARETTES.

And, even though the sweet pupper is the one who ~dogged him out,~ Armie remains an animal lover.

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Plus, he made some friends while in jail, since his fellow cellmates recognized him as "that Facebook dude," because of his role in 2010's The Social Network.

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So yeah, that's all, keep on being hilarious and perfect, handsome Facebook dude.

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