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1. For starters, she gets to live in a totally awesome space station.
2. Defying authority is a way of life in Zenon's book.
3. She is hands down a better astronaut at the ripe age of 13 than all of NASA.
4. She has her own catchphrase.
5. She adds adjectives like "minor" or "major" at the end of a noun for emphasis.
6. She is extremely gifted in claymation.
7. She and Nebula were fashion icons for the entire space station.
8. For example, using a child's toy as a fashion accessory.
9. Also, tiny hats and high side ponytails.
10. Zenon rocked the double bun before Miley.
11. She loves to pig out, as we all do.
12. Zenon has mastered the "bitch, please" face.
13. Being grounded to a foreign land might break some people's spirit...
14. But not Z! She made the best of a bad situation by riding off into the sunset with Greg.
15. She does not take ANY sass from weenies like Mr. Lutz.
16. She befriended the lead singer of her favorite band.
17. And weaseled her way onto his spaceship.
18. She saved the entire space station from being in jeopardy MAJOR.
19. And as a bonus, she helped Commander Plank find love so he would get off everyone's back.
20. Most importantly, Zenon became Protozoa's Supernova Girl.
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