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Definitive Proof That Northern Australia Is The Ugliest Place On Earth

From Broome to Cairns you will find no uglier place than northern Australia, here's why you should never ever venture north.

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All of those hideous sunsets, just like this one.

So much orange, TBH.
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So much orange, TBH.

And this one...

So bright!
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So bright!

I mean... please!

Just set already.
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Just set already.

There's a lot of red.

Red dirt on the coast.
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Red dirt on the coast.

Too much red.

Red dirt inland.
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Red dirt inland.

EVERYWHERE!

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They have the ugliest beaches in the land, like this disgusting one on Poruma Island in the Torres Strait...

Urghhhh!
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Urghhhh!

Or this one on Elcho Island in Arnhem Land.

No path to the beach?
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No path to the beach?

You're making our eyes water Thursday Island.

U-G-L-Y!
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U-G-L-Y!

Too many waterholes like this natural spring.

Natural springs, yuck! I prefer my water from a bottle!
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Natural springs, yuck! I prefer my water from a bottle!

Hideous hidden rainforest waterholes.

Too much nature!
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Too much nature!

Even the moon is gross.

Too big for my liking.
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Too big for my liking.

If you're still not convinced of how truly hideous this part of the world is then feast your eyes on these...

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