1. When's the last time someone gazed so lovingly into your eyes, eh?
2. You're feeling lonely now, aren't you?
3. Oh, how you long for that tender embrace.
4. Can you even recall the last time someone pecked your cheek so gently?
5. Wind-swept lovers in their natural habitat. Observe with envy.
6. Hold me closer, tiny critter.
7. You're feeling otterly alone now, aren't you?
8. Too bad! Beyonce always said, “If you got it, flaunt it, boy I know you want it.”
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