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1. “I told you so.”
Hmmm, do you hear something?
2. “I kind of saw it coming.”
You're still talking?
3. “There are plenty of fish in the sea.”
4. “Do you still care about them?”
5. “The best way to get over someone is to get under someone new.”
Oh really? Hey, do you still need ointment for that bump?
6. “Just forget about them!"
IT'S THAT EASY?! OH MY GOD. WOW.
7. “I mean you kind of expected it though, right?”
I'm slow blinking you right now.
8. “Do you think they cheated on you?”
9. “Wow, you look really tired! You're taking this hard, aren't you?"
10. “*insert ex’s name x 100 here*”
But hey! Most of the time these people only mean well and they're just really trying to help. So, I guess we can give them a little credit where it's due.
But lets be honest here’s what they should be asking instead:
"Wanna go get pizza wasted and not talk about it until you're ready?"
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