Look at this delicious barbecue plate...oh, wait. What is that pile of garbage stinking up the place?
Ugh, it's fucking COLESLAW.
It's basically the stuff that's not good enough to go into a regular salad, smothered in vinegar and mayonnaise.
Here, I fixed this for you:
Why? Why would someone do this to a perfectly good sandwich?
Don't even try to dress it up or make it cute. It will always be a nightmare monstrosity.
Even when it's self-contained, it's offensive.
And it goes way over the line to sully the good name of PIZZA with that bullshit.
IN the sandwich AND on the side? Are you kidding me?
I mean, literally there is no distinction between spilled coleslaw and vomit.
Seriously, look at this. How is this FOOD?
This pathetic excuse for a side dish is tearing friendships apart.
Just know that we are not alone in our hatred of this culinary abomination.
We are everywhere.
If coleslaw was the last food on Earth, we'd still find another way.
Even this kid knows what's up.
If this looks appetizing to you, my one question is this: Who hurt you?
