Loosely Exactly Nicole star Nicole Byer recently shared a horrifying (but also hilarious) story about finding poop in her airline blanket on Conan. Be warned: Your biggest fears about airplane germs are real, and even worse than you imagined.
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Nicole's harrowing story starts with a sentence nobody should ever say.
That's right. POOP. In her BLANKET.
And yes, this blanket was wrapped in a sealed bag.
Upon descent, Nicole got a little chilly — so she opened the sealed blanket and "a little brown crumble" fell out on her.
Eventually, she realized that it ~hath~ be a piece of poo. Shit. Caca. Human fucking feces. 💩💩💩💩💩💩
After the plane landed, she showed the flight attendant and his response was...something.
Before making her connecting flight, Nicole tweeted the airline to let them know what happened.
Dear @Delta the grossest thing happened on my flight. I opened my blanket & there was a literal piece of shit. How… https://t.co/vv29hmqbXS
Their initial compensation offer of $250 Delta Dollars was not quite what Nicole expected — or deserved!
Nicole turned down the airline's offer for more — under the condition she couldn't talk about the incident — because she had a public duty to tell her story.
You really are doing the Lord's work, Nicole. 🙌
