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21 Things You Should Never Say To People Who Are Actually Gluten-Free

No, we're not doing this for fun.

1. "I couldn't live without bread."

2. "Can't you just cheat?"

3. "But what if you only had half a bagel?"

4. "Are you just doing it cause it's trendy?"

5. "Oh I know exactly what that's like, I'm a vegan/vegetarian."

6. "Do you miss pasta? Do you miss pizza? Do you miss cake?"

7. "I would kill myself if I couldn't eat pizza."

8. "All gluten-free food is terrible."

9. "I'm gluten-free too!" *sips beer* "...Sometimes."

10. "I tried to be gluten-free once to lose weight."

11. "We're all going out to eat, so you probably won't want to come."

12. "What happens when you eat gluten?"

13. "At least you don't have to be tempted by all this food!"

14. "Science will probably change its mind in, like, three years, and you'll be safe again."

15. "What even is gluten, though?"

16. "What do you mean you can't eat these brownies I just made? Is your diet more important?"

17. "I bet you never gain weight!"

18. "I'm on a gluten-free diet right now, it's HORRIBLE. I'll probably give up soon."

19. "Oh! I just read an article saying it's not the gluten that hurts you, it's some other kind of protein/carbohydrate/science word. Isn't that good news?"

20. "I can’t believe you spend that much money on fake bread products. Aren’t you broke from all this?"

21. "You're so brave. I'd die if I were you."