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Alcoholic Seltzer Exists So You Can Get Drunk AF This Summer

Get crunk. Stay hydrated.

Do you LURRRVEEEE alcohol?

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Yes. Yes, you do.

But do you hate the TASTE of alcohol?


I love the BUZZ, but I dread the BOOZE.

Then meet the answer to your prayers: BOOZY SELTZER.

That's right, people. Spiked mother-effing SELTZERRRRRRR.

This boozy seltzer is gluten-free and contains 6% alcohol, which means it'll make you as buzzed as a beer would. / Via

And it only contains six ingredients, according to the company's website. "All of what you want and none of what you don't," SpikedSeltzer master brewer Nick Shields told BuzzFeed.

Plus, the drink only contains 5 grams of carbs per bottle (versus roughly 13 grams of carbs per can of beer), so you won't feel bloated AF afterward. / Via

Even if you're a carb lover, sometimes you want something a tad lighter to pour all over that whole pizza sitting in your stomach.

And did I mention that they come in ~flavors~? / Via

SpikedSeltzer comes in cranberry, lime, orange, and grapefruit. At Whole Foods, a 6-pack of 12-oz. cans costs $9.99 and a 12-pack will be $16.99. Check their location directory here to find it in stores near you.

And with competitors emerging, drunken seltzer might be the summer booze trend of 2016.

Launching in Apri, Nauti Seltzer will have similar contents with 5% alcohol. Learn more about it here.

Drink it ~up~.