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When an argument starts and you get a jolt of excitement.
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And then you make your first remark and it's just so damn articulate.
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But then they come back at you with another point.
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So you decide to get all lawyerly on them and you start thinking of the next ~brilliant~ thing to say.
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And you REALLY explain it this time.
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At this point it seems like you've won.
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And then they say something like "fine" or "sure" or "whatever" and you try REALLY hard not to say anything.
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BUT YOU JUST CAN'T HELP YOURSELFFFFFFFFF.
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Then they say one more thing and you're like ohhhhhh let's go.
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You give them a really emphatic "RIGHTTTTT."
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And then you get just a little louder.
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And then you just start acting like a damn baby.
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And you start saying random things that you don't even mean.
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But now they've been said.
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And then they roll their eyes and walk away.
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And at long last, it seems like you've won.
