1. The infamous Oscar Meyer bologna face mask that'll have you cackling or questioning humanity all together. Either way, it's kind of iconic. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
2. A set of two nostalgic AirPods cases you'll have a tough time choosing which to use first. That bubble tape case is truly a sight to be seen.
3. A strawberry vase for a sweet way to hold your real or faux blooms.
4. A pack of cat-shaped sticky notes because losing your place in a fab novel or the day of the week in your agenda is irritating. These furry felines will help!
5. A Lisa Frank stationery super pack to relive the glory days of pasting stickers all over your diary and Polaroid pictures. This set alone comes with over 2,200 stickers. 😍🌈
6. A personalized star mug inspired by The Office you can use around the house to drink your coffee and feel like you actually attended Kelly's America's Got Talent viewing party...unlike Jim.
7. A Poké Ball night light so you can keep your favorite Pokémon near and dear, day or night. There are an array of characters to choose from so good luck picking your fave. After one you'll be saying, "I gotta catch 'em all."
9. A set of quirky bubble tea earrings if your love for these tapioca-filled bevvys knows no bounds. Also, if you're obsessed with watching those miniature food cooking videos on the internet then you desperately NEED these earrings.
10. A ramen patch to peel and stick on your denim jacket, fanny pack, and basically anywhere else you want to showcase your love for these tasty noodles.
11. A puzzle of the cutest animal images you ever did see. If you don't frame this puzzle after completion what are you even doing.
12. A goldfish umbrella in case the plethora of rainy days is getting ya down and could be instantly made better with this cheeky umbrella.
13. A cereal bowl candle that resembles all of those sugary cereals your mom told you would rot your teeth. Now your place can smell like Lucky Charms — take that, mom.
15. A kitten ear headband for keeping your hair out of your face while you apply your nightly skincare routine. You won't have to worry about your hair getting stuck in your clay mask anymore. (And c'mon — it's sooooo cute.)
16. A Bob Ross Chia Pet that truly transcends decades by bringing the good ole '90s into the 21st century — and what better way than with the original king of ASMR?
17. A Pixar-inspired popcorn machine because watching literally ~anything~ on Disney+ wouldn't be the same without a freshly popped bucket of buttery goodness.
18. A sloth ring holder since everyone needs a safe place that'll keep them from losing their prized jewelry items. I just can't handle the cuteness.
19. A heatable plushie friend in case you need something to ease your cramps or tummy aches. Whoever said plushies aren't for adults was seriously disturbed...
20. A dried lavender troll for a fun, fragrant find to add to your home. The nostalgia is just through the roof with this innovative, conversation-starting piece. See ya l8r potpourri...I only buy lavender trolls now.
21. A "we're boring" banner that's somehow still on par with your retro vibe. There's nothing more aesthetic than honesty, folks... Hang this up at your next get-together and everyone will be taking 'gram pics of it (you think I'm kidding).
22. A hilarious RHONJ-inspired card your close friends who are also fans of Gia's iconic birthday song for Milania will get a huge kick out of. OR just mail it to yourself, because it's THAT amazing.
23. A Hello Kitty water dispenser for fulfilling your H2O intake goals but in the most kawaii way possible.
24. A "swimsuit calendar" that surely wasn't made by Sports Illustrated. TBH this is WAYYYYY better.
25. A Poopsie Pooey Puitton slime kit because nothing says fun like some designer gooeyness. I hate to say it, but this purse is cute... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
26. A pillow you can get of your fur baby that will stay put on your couch longer than they'll probs sit for a pic for your 'gram.
Auré / Etsy
Auré is based in Surprise, Arizona and sells custom pillows and nature-inspired decor.
Promising review: "Adorable!! The pillow came out perfectly, and is so soft! It’s is a birthday gift for my sister and I haven’t given it to her just yet, but I know she’s going to love it. Customer service was also great — very responsive and friendly. Will definitely be ordering from them again!" —Caitlin Hinz
Get it from Auré on Etsy for $29.99+ (available in three materials, and sizes 2XS—2XL).