R-Rated Definition Depends On Your Gender

I was doing some work on the computer to make extra money, and the task at hand required answering certain questions about different magazine covers. One of the questions was to rate the level of sexuality of said cover, from "not at all sexual" all the way to "X-rated." This is just another example of how much progress we still need to make in the gender equality movement. Women who show cleavage are called sluts but no one ever says that a man who has the audacity to show his Adam's Apple is "asking for" sexual assault. This must stop. Boobs and Adam's Apples are SECONDARY SEX CHARACTERISTICS. Ovaries and testicles are SEX ORGANS. For the millionth time.

This is considered R-Rated, because, Boobs.

....boobs are scientifically classified as "secondary sex characteristics"...just like beards and Adam's Apples...FYI

This is considered "not sexual at all"...

...even though you can clearly see his Adam's Apple.