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    7 Life-Changing Truths About Botox That No One Ever Tells You

    An expert Botox provider gives the frankest advice yet on how not to end up like that scary Cat Lady.

    1. Botox is not the only show in town.

    2. Getting Botox is not like going to Supercuts.

    3. That Groupon deal would be a steal – for Cyclops

    4. When it comes to needles in your face, you don’t want any nasty surprises

    5. Despite what you’ve seen on TMZ, your face doesn’t have to be frozen.

    6. The best Botox providers are experts in products other than Botox.

    7. Patients who form long-term relationships with their providers are always the happiest.