Why Send Out Typical Holiday Cards When You Can Give These?

    It only comes but once a year, and we've created these badass holiday cards to celebrate! At $2.50 each they won't break your bank either!

    Alicia Barron
    by Alicia Barron

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    Yo! Have you heard? It's the most wonderful time of the year!

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    And you can send a card to all your family and friends, just like this!

    It's time to let loose, forget the troubles of 2017, and let your friends know it's time to par-taaaaay! So, say it with a card.

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    These cats know what it's all about.

    Pssssst. Keep your BFFs in check with this card, and let 'em know that you and the elf know. . . EVERYTHING

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    Even that one thing. You know what I'm talking about.

    So go ahead and share your favorite bottle of spirits — even if it's through a card!

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    Or fill that pitcher of brewsky, if that's more how you get down.

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    Yep, there's also a beer version of this awesome card.

    And say "cheers" to another fucking year!

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    Say it with this card!

    And let's do this! $7.99 for this set of classy booze cards!

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    Also if on the 12th day of Christmas your true love gave you wood...

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    Isn't this the perfect pick-up card?

    And let's celebrate the diversity of our beautiful bodies!

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    I mean, how cool is this card?

    But most importantly — and above it all — make sure you wish everyone a...

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    And, like I said, you can say it with this card.

    And send this to someone who knows their truth.

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    And if you didn't have time to get a thoughtful gift, this card has you covered.

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    You know you want it. You can get it here.

    Or you can just offer them some time under the mistletoe...

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    With this one-of-a-kind card you can get here.

    Now this time I really, really mean it, ya hear? The one's my favorite card.

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    With lots and lots of love.

    So, what are you waiting for? Get your cards! And Happy Fucking Holidays!

    Get all five of the adorable kitten or memetastic cards for $8.99!