“LOL it’s kind of a crazy story tbh!! After my squad was like “yo Kirby lemme get your Insta” I was like “what are you even talking about?” and then my boy Cheeto was like ‘it’s kinda like LinkedIn but for pictures” and I was like “dang... you had me at LinkedIn.’”
“As an amateur model, rollerblader, belly flop champion, aspiring novelist, and semi-decent stuntman, I figured I had a good amount of stuff to share with the world.”
“But sometimes it’s kinda annoying, like last week when I was late for my orthodontist (I have a pallet extender...it’s a thing...) and some lady was asking me to take a picture for her son and she took like 50 photos. 🤦♂️
“Can’t really complain tho since life is pretty fun. Mom just signed me and Kourtney up for computer camp this June so I’m excited about that. Do you have any summer plans?”