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    Sep. 20, 2019

    23 Products You Need If You're Literally Always Cold

    ♫ I said... Brr! It's cold in here ♫

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    1. A super-oversized sweater that's basically just a wearable blanket because sometimes even duvets get drafty.

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    TBH, I would totally wear this in public. Velour and shearling are in this season.

    Price: $59.99 (available in seven colours).

    2. A set of fluffy, lambswool insoles that you can slip into any of your slippers or boots. These create a thick barrier between your feet and the frosty floors or sidewalk and seal in heat, so emerging from your blanket cocoon will be a little less dreadful.

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    Price: $15.99

    3. A compact space heater that's petite enough to fit under your desk, because your office is probably colder than the North Pole and you're gonna need it.

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    No more getting side-eyed for wearing a blanket at work again.

    Price: $23.23.

    4. A USB heated mouse pad that keeps your hand warm as you work (or scroll through Cher's Twitter feed). It'll also give your desk a bit of personality, but that's just an added bonus.

    The heat comes from the top of the pad, not the bottom, so you don't have to worry about messing up your mouse.

    Price: $26.99.

    5. A stylish smart mug that adjusts to your perfect temperature via an app. No more heckling baristas to make your drink extra-hot ever again!

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    Yes, the price is steep, but think about how many cold coffees you won't be throwing out because of it.

    Price: $121.89

    6. Or, if you don't want to splurge, a mug-sized heating pad so that your coffee or tea stays warm throughout the day.

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    Price: $25.99.

    7. A roll of draft-stopping tape that you can use on your doors and windows. This stuff will trap warm air in your house so you can finally reside in the sauna-like conditions your body loves — nay, requires.

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    It'll also keep your hydro bill down, since your precious heat won't be able to escape through the cracks.

    Price: $16.99.

    8. A pair of bandless earmuffs that'll keep your ears toasty without messing up your hair. These have a fleece interior lining and two layers of Thinsulate, so they'll for sure fight off the cold air.

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    Think of them like the Airpods of earmuffs — a bit more expensive, but will probably change your life.

    Price: $18+ (available in 14 colours and three sizes).

    9. A heated, silk sleep mask for the people who have never needed the cold side of the pillow. Aside from improving your sleep quality, it can also aid skin issues and make you bougie look AF while you slumber, so it's a real win across the board.

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    Now all you need is some matching silk pajamas to complete your ensemble.

    Price: $35.99.

    10. A multi-purpose tool that is a hand warmer, flash light, strobe light, USB phone charger, and external battery pack all in one.

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    The company that makes it is actually called iHateTheCold, and, personally, I've never related to a brand more.

    Price: $37.99.

    11. A wearable heating pad for when a sweater just isn't doing it for you. It has six temperature settings and fully heats up within three minutes, so you won't be shivering for long.

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    If you pair it with a blanket and a margarita you'll basically be in Punta Cana.

    Price: $44.99.

    12. A plush toilet seat cover that'll keep your butt warm while you do your business.

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    Is anything less enjoyable than crawling out of your warm bed to sit on cold porcelain? I think not.

    Price: $19.99 (available in seven colours).

    13. A cozy beanie that will keep your head warm and sheild your roots when you haven't washed your hair in, like, a week.

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    Price: $16.72+ (available in 23 colours).

    14. An electric throw blanket so that you don't have to shiver your way through a Drag Race marathon. This one is sherpa shu velveteen on one side and flannel on the other, giving you the best of both worlds.

    It'll shut off automatically after four hours, so you don't have to worry about dozing off.

    Price: $59.99+ (available in three sizes).

    15. A heated towel rack that will warm up your robe or towel and make the make the pilgrimage from your shower to your closet less like a trek through the arctic.

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    This one is completely waterproof, energy-saving and will warm up within eight minutes (so just remember to turn it on before hopping in the shower).

    Price: $131.25.

    16. A few packs of shake-activated, disposable hand warmers that you can tuck into your pockets, mittens, shoes, or anywhere else you need warmth.

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    Cover your body in 'em, bask in the high temps, and forget that you live in the Great White North.

    Price: $14.87 for a pack of 20 (also available in a pack of 30).

    17. A magical seat cushion that will keep you warm and massage your back and booty. It has eight motor vibrations and two heaters, so sitting in your office and long trips in the car will be much more bearable.

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    Price: $69.99

    18. Too broke to get an actual fireplace installed? Order yourself a mini electric fireplace to cozy up your space. It has a 2-stage heater that can warm up an entire room (up to 400 square feet).

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    No, you won't be able to roast marshmallows in it, but it does its job.

    Price: $99.99.

    19. A lotion dispenser that'll warm up your favourite lotions and potions to make your post-shower ritual more enjoyable.

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    Slathering your warm body in cold lotion is a soul-killing experience that no one should have to endure.

    Price: $32.49.

    20. A pair of ultra-cushy booties to replace your subpar slippers, because nobody wants to catch frostbite in their own apartment.

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    They're pretty much sleeping bags for your feet — not sexy, but super-functional.

    Price: $29.35+ (available in eight colours and size children's small to men's XXXL).

    21. Or, if you want something a bit more extra, a remote-controlled foot warmer that your feet slide right into. This one is sherpa-lined for optimal comfort.

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    Price: $64.99.

    22. An electric flannel mattress pad that'll heat up your entire bed and make it even more inviting. This one has ten temperature settings and nine timer settings, so you can customize it for your perfect sleep.

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    Price: $72.99+.

    23. And finally, a head-to-toe onesie that will make lounging anywhere an absolute dream.

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    Price: $49.99+ (available in 13 colours and size XXS to XXL).

    You under your pile of warmers and blankets: