25.The Lord giveth a shirt, and the Lord taketh that shirt away.
26.A woman goes to the doctor with too many emails. The doctor says treatment is simple, just ask your neighbors to change their email notifications. "But doctor," she says, "I am their email notifications."
And sure, there's occasionally some redeeming wholesome content in these groups. Case in point: animal-spotting.
27.Somewhere in an alternate universe, coyotes are posting in their neighborhood groups about human sightings.
28.The animal identification fights are brutal, but the stakes could not possibly be lower because fledglings don't know that's what we call them.
29.If you hear a wild drum solo nearby, you may have spotted an Animal.
But if we're being honest, there's only one way to truly end the madness.
30.Escape while you still can!
Never change, neighbors. Your chaos keeps the rest of us sane. <3