Buckle up, folks — it's time to look back at the weirdest and most anxiety-inducing pics I saw in 2023 of things that absolutely shouldn't exist!!!
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The worst thing you'll ever see in your entire life:
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This incredibly detailed nightmare nail art:
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These horrifying baby shower desserts (?!?) that make me never want to see a baby — or eat — again:
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This dermatologist's birthday cake with "zits that actually pop":
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This cactus that made me realize I can't handle the tooth:
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This is the bear that Dorothy, Scarecrow, and the Tin Man were afraid of encountering in Oz:
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This "realistic" baby doll:
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This monstrosity for Jathan, whose 21st birthday will be ruined the moment he sees this cake:
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This literal interpretation of the phrase "talk to the hand":
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This interesting take on a traditional English breakfast:
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This drainpipe baby with a cigarette:
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This eggstremely upsetting couch:
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This incredibly gross clear toilet:
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This art installation that looks like it was made by the Michelin Man:
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This Moaning Myrtle-inspired nightmare:
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This bar of soap that looks like a slab of meat:
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This Dobby-esque baby doll:
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This literal golden shower:
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These antlered reindeer wine bottle holders that look awfully horny:
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This limp, soulless Big Bird costume:
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This meaty monstrosity:
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This mannequin that I want ABSolutely nothing to do with:
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This friendly looking tree that looks like it wants to ask about your car's extended warranty:
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This bunny straight out of Pet Sematary:
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This demonic doll decor:
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This Pooh hanger that reveals it's a bit nippy out:
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This cake that looks just as terrifying as it does delicious:
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This public toilet that would literally scare the crap out of me:
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This reminder that we live in a surveillance state:
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This clown shower that makes me think B.O. isn't so bad, actually:
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This lava pit that looks straight out of Dante's Inferno:
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This freaky adult toy that makes me want to run far, far away (in a zigzag pattern, of course):
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This manicure that the artist didn't quite nail:
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These Halloween decorations that look just a bit too real:
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This statue that just so happens to be my sleep paralysis demon:
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This melted chocolate Easter bunny:
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This homemade mask for aspiring serial killers:
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This phone that's perfect for calling friends to gossip — because it's two-faced:
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Knock, knock. Who's there? This DIY disaster:
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Concrete evidence supporting my belief that all dolls are possessed by demonic spirits:
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The single most terrifying street lamp on earth:
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This demonic feline that even the world's biggest cat person would avoid:
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This Airbnb bedroom with a kid-sized secret passage on the left, where haunted twins (presumably) appear to collect their next victim:
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This drainpipe that's about to be arrested for public indecency:
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This cursed sheep that will bring you a lifetime of baaaaahhhh-d luck:
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This genuinely cursed product on Temu:
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This public toilet that would literally scare the crap out of me:
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These jean "jarseats":
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This brain light bulb that turns on when you have a great idea, such as throwing this bulb in the trash:
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This horrifying cake that looks like an alien character straight out of Goosebumps:
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These feet (stop doing that!!!):
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This Pepto Bismol hotdog monstrosity:
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And finally, this bong made with real teeth:
