A great joy of parenthood is how kids constantly surprise you in new and exciting ways.
So when you find a parenting philosophy that works, it's best to just go with it.
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Don't forget to impart life's many food-related lessons upon your kids!
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Honesty is the best policy...except when it's not.
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Robert Frost once wrote, "Two roads diverged in a wood, and my kid took the one less traveled by, and now I'm chasing him, but he's weirdly fast for a 2-year-old, and I'm just so! damn! overwhelmed!"
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Choose your battles wisely — because everything is a battle.
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The chaos of traveling with kids is a whole other beast.
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Through it all, the small victories and joys of parenthood are worth all the struggles.
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But a nap would still be great.
You know what else is great? Following all these hilarious parents on Twitter!!!
After all, it takes a village to raise a tweet about raising a child.