I'm Obsessed With The Extremely Random Jobs People Have In Hallmark Christmas Movies — Here Are 26 That Are Just Dumb Enough To Be Real

Possible jobs include: used bookstore owner who only sells French translations of classic British literature, President of the Jinglebell Notch Historical Society, and a Weddings and Engagements columnist who doesn't believe in true love...yet

'Tis the season to watch Hallmark Christmas movies, and the jobs people have in these movies are so. freaking. random!!! But they're incredible. In fact, I want to see even MORE weird jobs.

So in case the President of the Hallmark Channel is scrolling BuzzFeed to pass the time before Christmas break, here are 26 ideas for ya!

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This is what I assume the President of the Hallmark Channel looks like. Nobody correct me.

1. Apple pie-infused candlestick maker

2. Used bookstore owner who only sells French translations of classic British literature

3. Mayor of Jinglebell Notch, a small town in Vermont with a lucrative economy revolving around all things Christmas

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4. Director of the local Siamese Cat Rehabilitation and Restoration Center

5. High-stakes investigative journalist for the thriving local print newspaper who’s dead-set on exposing the seedy underbelly of the town’s recreational soccer league

6. Vintage xylophone enthusiast

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7. Collector of haunted porcelain dolls that all look vaguely like the little girl who died in your house 100 years ago

8. Gingerbread house decorator

9. Owner of Great Boxes Plus, a specialty box store

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10. President of the Jinglebell Notch Historical Society

11. Billionaire CEO of Green Light Enterprises, an event planning company that throws Great Gatsby-themed parties

12. The only farmer working on 250 acres of land that’s been in his family for generations

13. Macramé critic

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14. Art gallery owner responsible for curating a year-round supply of ice sculptures for downtown Jinglebell Notch

15. Gourmet cupcake photographer

16. Award-winning acrobatic goat trainer

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17. Goat actuary

18. Regional manager of CARDio, a Jazzercise-themed greeting card company

19. Three-time statewide glass-blowing champion

20. Pottery kiln inspector

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21. 10th-grade English teacher who only teaches books by authors born and raised in Jinglebell Notch

22. Children’s librarian-slash-Pilates instructor-slash-bed and breakfast owner

23. Frank Lloyd Wright-inspired gazebo architect

24. Recipe writer for Take Your Pickle, an artisanal pickle stand

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25. Notchmaker

26. Weddings and Engagements columnist who doesn't believe in true love…..yet

Drop your own ridiculous Hallmark-worthy jobs in the comments!!