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It's Christmas rom-com season, and I, for one, am incredibly excited to watch delicate white women with tell-it-to-ya-straight Black and/or gay BFFs either move to or escape from a major city to fall in love with the hunky [butcher, baker, candlestick-maker, etc.] who's been closely guarding his heart ever since his ex betrayed him several years ago!!! ❤️💚
While you binge every holiday movie on your streaming platform of choice, make sure you follow all these funny ladies on Twitter!
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Therapist: You saw the red flags though. right? Me: I thought it was a carnival
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when he asks for his hoody back
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Stockholm Syndrome but it’s me thanking my 2.5yo for sleeping “all the way until 5:17am without waking up once!!!”
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best part about a public toilet seat is they come heated
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i wanna do shrooms with him
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if twitter really is dying, my confession is that i never noticed the comma in that one pride and prejudice quote, so up until recently i always read it as "you have bewitched me body and me soul" in a leprachaun voice and i never understood how people found that romantic
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my el gee bee tee daughter
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sir u are 27 years old, u don’t have a thing for “milfs” those women are your PEERS
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no matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL FIND IT
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on one hand being home for the holidays is good bc my mom cooks all my food and it’s like i have a personal chef but on the other hand it’s like why won’t this personal chef stop asking me about when im planning to get married and have kids
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can y’all be serious once
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I want to tell this man I think he's the epitome of toxic masculinity, but I don't want him to know I think he's masculine
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something about LA is that you can be at a party and the hottest people you’ve ever seen will start talking about the times they’ve encountered ghosts and you’re just supposed to be like woah yeah i’ve heard that happens
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me and my girlies talking about your weird penis
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“Thats rich coming from you Jessica.” LMFAO love it
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this what adhd brain looks like
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I once thought I was in a relationship with this girl so I asked her if she’d mind bringing guacamole to a party I was throwing, and she was like “oh, I think you’re confused….we’re not at please bring guacamole level.”
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*choosing a ringtone* me: what sound pairs best with a jolt of anxiety?
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I just need you to see the stairs in an apartment I viewed. Am I a mountain goat?
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when will it be my turn to take the wrong ski lift and accidentally go down a double black diamond run, screaming with my arms flailing the whole time, but somehow i stay upright and then suddenly i'm in a race and i win the olympic gold medal but i keep going down and then sudde
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me replying back to people .02 seconds after they text me
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he’s making a list? and he’s checking it twice? santa claus is neurodivergent confirmed