2022 has been a wild year so far — Covid, monkeypox, and now polio? Simply unnecessary!!! So here are some hilarious tweets by women to distract you from the chaos.
Make sure you follow these funny ladies on Twitter!
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It’s National Orgasm Day?! Can’t believe I didn’t see it coming
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humiliating to request a tour of a studio apartment. hi yes I’d like to come see all of the room
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I know SAD is for winter, but based on everyone I'm talking to, this summer is very much like, "from the makers of Seasonal Depression, now comes Flamin' Seasonal Depression"
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Oh God, it's happening. I'm turning into my dad (getting really into Billy Joel)
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Me: So that’s a payph- 15 yo: yeah yeah I know I saw Goodfellas
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“You are beautiful, no matter what they say” thanks … wait, what are they saying?
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*puts on stretchy pants and a tank top, pulls hair back, unfurls a yoga mat, assumes a lotus position, opens twitter*
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every underwear drawer has its own canary in the coal mine… that one pair that if you’ve resorted to wearing them then u know u can’t put off doing laundry any longer
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Troops coming home after WW2 or The Grind at MTV Spring Break 1995?
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kind of disheartened that getting myself “just a little treat” a thousand times this month hasn’t fixed my problems?
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Can one of you swing by and help me with every single part of my entire life
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Didn’t know Pottery Barn had branched out into directing horror films
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A kid at this park is pretending to be in the jungle on the play structure and he just asked his mom for help and she yelled from her spot sitting in the shade “In the jungle, you’re on your own, it’s all about survival” and now she’s my mentor.
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None of my business!
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Amelia Bedelia was the first manic pixie dream girl, and I will not hear otherwise
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Impossible to do anything while waiting for your food delivery to arrive. Somewhere, a little piece of cheesecake is hurtling my way. My heart is with it
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me after taking a photo of myself i actually like:
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"Who pays on a date?" both of us, dearly
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Me & my boyfriend deciding whether to take my volkswagon jetta that my grandpa once shit himself in or his Nissan Cube that shakes over 40 mph
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me after failing math https://t.co/yKk4yL7GLF
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I’m at the heatwave, I’m at the monkeypox, I’m at the combination heatwave monkeypox inflation covid fascist polio gay panic vibe shift
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does he think i’m stupid
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(looking at boobs) Crazy that there's an entire baby in each of these
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Yeah I’ll say it. I like cantaloupe .
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Jane Eyre was so real for spending the entire novel going “he’s so ugly…I need him”
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What’s your role in the group chat? My friends are talking about how they’d spend the billion dollar mega millions and I’m admonishing everyone about the environmental dangers of their hypothetical private jets.
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I’m gonna go there and just start swatting everything off the table https://t.co/T3Olp3wwGF
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the news is like “wipe that fuckin smile off your face”
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so nauseated by the ballet flat renaissance. are we really feeling nostalgic for the feeling of slopping into geometry class in a pair of these bad boys
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america is wrong about everything except fahrenheit. farenheit is the correct way to measure temperature. fahrenheit is like "man, it's so hot out. it's gotta be like.......100 hots."