“Je suis fini!”
What you really said is, “I’m dead.”
“Avez-vous des préservatifs?”
What you really said is, “Do you have any condoms?”
“Il est sale?”
What you really said is, “Is it dirty?”
"J'aime voler"
What you really said is, “I like to steal.”
“Avez-vous un basket?”
What you really asked is to put your groceries in a sneaker.
“Garçon!”
What you really said is, “Boy!”
William Alexander chronicles his whole-hearted attempts to learn French in his new book Flirting with French. Oh mon dieu!