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Both Bojack Horseman and Rick and Morty are animated comedies that have some seriously dark themes. Can you tell which show these way-too-real quotes came from?

Did These Brutal Quotes Come From Bojack Horseman Or Rick And Morty?

Bojack says this in an interview with Charlie Rose on the first episode of the series.

Bojack Horseman

"Look, for a lot of people, life is just one long hard kick in the urethra."

Princess Carolyn says this to Diane when asked why she's helping.

"Because my life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I don’t know how to take care of myself."

Rick says this in "The Ricks Must Be Crazy", referring to the universe he created to power his car battery.

Rick and Morty

"Nothing you do matters! Your existence is a lie!"

Bojack yells this in a flashback while getting dinner with his mother.

"Can we please get some alcohol into my mouth?"

Rick says this when he receives an invitation to Bird Person's wedding.

"Weddings are basically funerals with cake."

This is part of Morty's epic rant to his sister Summer about GETTING HER SHIT TOGETHER

"Get your shit together! Get it all together and put it in a backpack- all your shit, so its together."

Bojack makes this remark about Mr. Peanut Butter when having one of his cynical conversations with Diane.

"He’s so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be."

Bojack says this while holding his hand over the stove flame just to feel something.

"Nothing on the inside, nothing on the outside."

Beth says this to Rick referring to Morty's poor school attendance.

"He's not a hot girl. He can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's."

This inspiring line is from Rick's speech at Bird Person's wedding. Truly beautiful Rick.

"Being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets."

Dr. Wong, the family therapist, makes this statement in her monologue to Pickle Rick.

"The bottom line is; some people are okay going to work, and some people- well, some people would rather die.”

Yet another of Bojack's crushing comments.

"Not understanding that you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you less of a horrible person."

This incredibly nihilistic and depressing quote comes from one of the most positive and "happy" characters on the show- Mr. Peanut Butter.

"The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn’t the search for meaning, it’s to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense and eventually, you’ll be dead.”

Another unexpected source for a nihilistic quote- Morty says this to Summer and it's become one of the most iconic quotes from the show.

"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody’s gonna die...come watch TV."

Another bummer of a quote from Bojack- he follows up with "True Love" and the "Munich Olympics" as other things that are made up.

"Closure is a made up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets"

Rick says this to Morty, who is upset to discover that Rick has been using him as a cloaking device.

“It’s your choice to take this personally”

One of Rick's few inspiring quotes, maybe less inspiring when you realize he's just saying that to get Morty to come along on all his adventures.

"I know that new situations can be intimidating. You’re looking around and it’s all scary and different. But you know, meeting them head on, charging right into them like a bull, that’s how we grow as people."

Bojack makes this remark to Diane, which is followed by a scene of him failing to pour a bowl of cereal. Relatable.

"I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast!"

A Jerry quote! And its actually kind of good advice, way to go Jerry!

"If I've learned one thing, it's that before you get anywhere in life, you gotta stop listening to yourself".

Naomi Watts says this while she's playing the character of Diane, so technically this could be a Diane quote?

"I just wanted to do something light and fun to distract me from the deep well of sadness that is my life."

You may have seen some episodes from Bojack or Rick & Morty, but you don't really remember them very well. I mean hey, they're pretty dense shows!

Casual Viewer

You have a solid knowledge of both shows, even if you can't remember every detail. You sometimes imagine what it would be like if Rick and Morty travelled to Bojack's dimension...

Dedicated Fan

You have an excellent knowledge of Bojack and Rick & Morty, you've probably seen every episode of both shows multiple times and possibly own a shrine that is half Bojack and half Rick.

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