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Did These Brutal Quotes Come From Bojack Horseman Or Rick And Morty?

Both Bojack Horseman and Rick and Morty are animated comedies that have some seriously dark themes. Can you tell which show these way-too-real quotes came from?

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  1. "Look, for a lot of people, life is just one long hard kick in the urethra."
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    Via Netflix
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    Via Adult Swim
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    Bojack Horseman

    Bojack says this in an interview with Charlie Rose on the first episode of the series.

    Bojack Horseman
    Via Netflix
  2. "Because my life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I don’t know how to take care of myself."
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    Bojack Horseman

    Princess Carolyn says this to Diane when asked why she's helping.

    Bojack Horseman
    Via Netflix
  3. "Nothing you do matters! Your existence is a lie!"
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    Via Netflix
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    Via Adult Swim
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    Rick and Morty

    Rick says this in "The Ricks Must Be Crazy", referring to the universe he created to power his car battery.

    Rick and Morty
    Via Adult Swim
  4. "Can we please get some alcohol into my mouth?"
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    Bojack Horseman

    Bojack yells this in a flashback while getting dinner with his mother.

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  5. "Weddings are basically funerals with cake."
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    Rick and Morty

    Rick says this when he receives an invitation to Bird Person's wedding.

    Rick and Morty
    Via Netflix
  6. "Get your shit together! Get it all together and put it in a backpack- all your shit, so its together."
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    Rick and Morty

    This is part of Morty's epic rant to his sister Summer about GETTING HER SHIT TOGETHER

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  7. "He’s so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be."
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    Bojack Horseman

    Bojack makes this remark about Mr. Peanut Butter when having one of his cynical conversations with Diane.

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  8. "Nothing on the inside, nothing on the outside."
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    Bojack Horseman

    Bojack says this while holding his hand over the stove flame just to feel something.

    Bojack Horseman
    Via Netflix
  9. "He's not a hot girl. He can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's."
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    Rick and Morty

    Beth says this to Rick referring to Morty's poor school attendance.

    Rick and Morty
    Via Adult Swim
  10. "Being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets."
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    Rick and Morty

    This inspiring line is from Rick's speech at Bird Person's wedding. Truly beautiful Rick.

    Rick and Morty
    Via Adult Swim
  11. "The bottom line is; some people are okay going to work, and some people- well, some people would rather die.”
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    Rick and Morty

    Dr. Wong, the family therapist, makes this statement in her monologue to Pickle Rick.

    Rick and Morty
    Via Adult Swim
  12. "Not understanding that you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you less of a horrible person."
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    Bojack Horseman

    Yet another of Bojack's crushing comments.

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  13. "The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn’t the search for meaning, it’s to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense and eventually, you’ll be dead.”
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    Bojack Horseman

    This incredibly nihilistic and depressing quote comes from one of the most positive and "happy" characters on the show- Mr. Peanut Butter.

    Bojack Horseman
    Via Netflix
  14. "Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody’s gonna die...come watch TV."
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    Rick and Morty

    Another unexpected source for a nihilistic quote- Morty says this to Summer and it's become one of the most iconic quotes from the show.

    Rick and Morty
    Via Adult Swim
  15. "Closure is a made up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets"
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    Bojack Horseman

    Another bummer of a quote from Bojack- he follows up with "True Love" and the "Munich Olympics" as other things that are made up.

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    Via Netflix
  16. “It’s your choice to take this personally”
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    Rick and Morty

    Rick says this to Morty, who is upset to discover that Rick has been using him as a cloaking device.

    Rick and Morty
    Via Adult Swim
  17. "I know that new situations can be intimidating. You’re looking around and it’s all scary and different. But you know, meeting them head on, charging right into them like a bull, that’s how we grow as people."
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    Rick and Morty

    One of Rick's few inspiring quotes, maybe less inspiring when you realize he's just saying that to get Morty to come along on all his adventures.

    Rick and Morty
    Via Adult Swim
  18. "I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast!"
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    Bojack Horseman

    Bojack makes this remark to Diane, which is followed by a scene of him failing to pour a bowl of cereal. Relatable.

    Bojack Horseman
    Via Netflix
  19. "If I've learned one thing, it's that before you get anywhere in life, you gotta stop listening to yourself".
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    Rick and Morty

    A Jerry quote! And its actually kind of good advice, way to go Jerry!

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  20. "I just wanted to do something light and fun to distract me from the deep well of sadness that is my life."
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    Bojack Horseman

    Naomi Watts says this while she's playing the character of Diane, so technically this could be a Diane quote?

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