#1 When a protagonist escapes from a killer, he always stumbles or falls.
#2 When a protagonist wanna call a police, it appears to be no mobile networks around.
#3 No matter how much a protagonist hurts a killer, he stays alive till the very end of the movie anyway.
Well, let’s imagine that you were lucky enough to hurt a creepo, or even kill him (they try to make the audience think like this at least). But there are 40 minutes still left till the end of a movie! Something doesn’t add up here, does it? Be sure that a killer is still alive, and he’ll suddenly appear out of nowhere to kill you.
#4 Trusting a stranger, a protagonist finds out finally, that this kind and sweet person sails in one boat with a killer.
Or let’s imagine the situation, when your car is suddenly broken on the road, and you go to the nearest house to ask for help. Just like in Husk (2011):
#5 When a protagonist is followed by a killer in a house, he always runs to the second floor or the garret.
#6 If there is a group of friends followed by a killer, they will definitely decide to pair off.
As a result, this maniac kills them all one by one, and we see a girl who was lucky to survive and even luckier to beat a maniac. What can we say? It would be impossible to do it together with friends for sure! So, maybe it would be better for all of them to stay together in one room and send her to kill a villain herself?
#7 If there is a pretty chic with a group of friends, she’ll definitely be the first one to die.
What a fail, guys! We started watching the movie with a hope this pretty chick could be the one to stay alive at the end, but… Be sure: if a group of friends comes to a desolate house, and there is a hot babe with them, a maniac will definitely choose her to die first. Well, maybe maniacs don’t like beautiful women, who knows.
#8 The dead will definitely rise from their graves if there is a zombie virus in a movie.
The great examples of such movies are Dawn of the Dead and The Evil Dead. By the way, this zombie fail is not the only one to meet in movies of this kind. Sad for zombie fans, but true.
#9 Escaping from a maniac who’s chasing with an ax, a protagonist will definitely run into a house and remain standing at the door for a killer to cut through it.
#10 A group of friends will always go to some desolate and scary places to take a rest there.
#11 Even if a protagonist is sure he’s killed a maniac, the last one will definitely stay alive at the end.
#12 A protagonist will definitely need to talk to a maniac, especially at the end of a movie.
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