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Olympic Zack Morris Disqualified Thanks To Some Pot Brownies

American judo competitor/Saved By The Bell Doppelganger Nick Delpopolo tested positive for marijuana.

"I didn't even get that mellow, come on."

When he wasn't busy looking like he should be trying to woo Kelly Kapowski, Nick Delpopolo competed n the men's judo event last week at the London Olympics. He finished a not great, but considering it's the Olympics, not terrible seventh overall in his weight class. Until today, that is, when officials confirmed he'd tested positive for marijuana (11-nor-delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol-9-carboxylic acid specifically) and earned himself a disqualification, retroactively, from the Games.

After the IOC's ruling, Delpopolo released a statement explaining that the result came after the "inadvertent consumption" of a drugged-up brownie he thought was just a regular square of gooey cake-like goodness. Whichever "friend" baked that batch and left it out to cool all tempting-like just before Nick left for the Games must sure be feeling guilty now. Or high. Whatever, it was probably Slater trying to make him look bad.

I think it's fair to say that the Olympic Zack Morris won't be doing this for a while.

Jack Moore