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Justin Bieber's Wispy Mustache Sat Front Row At A Fashion Show And Looked Sad

This is the facial hair equivalent of a training bra.

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Justin Bieber's new mustache — which, for the purposes of this post will be called Lindsey (Lindz for short) — was very excited to attend the Y-3 fashion show today in New York.

Bieber himself appears less excited — but then, once you've found pleather drop-crotch pants, what's the point in even considering other types of clothing?

Lindz is just excited to be here at all — you know, in existence period.

Every guy gets excited about their first bout of chin fuzz, after all.

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This is just a really awkward photo where Justin's pretending to be on the phone (also about electric razors, coincidentally) because none of his front-row seatmates will talk to him.

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THEIR MUSTACHES ARE TOTALLY BEING CLIQUEY BITCHES AND PICKING ON POOR LINDSEY. What is this, junior high?!

Anyway, after the show Justin got to go backstage and meet Y-3 designer Yohji Yamamoto.

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Since Yohji has a proper mustache, Justin could ask for some tips on Lindsey's behalf. Like, "Does Rogaine work?" and so on.

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