1. Ke$ha revealed some sidebutt in Givenchy. "Sidebutt" is now the new "sideboob," apparently. Jason Merritt / Getty Images Ke$ha's not wearing underwear. She's not wearing zany makeup either. You decide what's more unusual. 2. I almost can't get over how fresh-faced she looks. Jason Merritt / Getty Images 3. Lauryn Hill sang away all her prison blues with an energetic performance. Ethan Miller / Getty Images Actually, no, this is Prince wearing an outfit he borrowed from an old lady he met while playing slot machines in Atlantic City. 4. J.Lo also borrowed the costume for her performance from Atlantic City. Ethan Miller / Getty Images This has Jersey burlesque written all over it. Advertisement 5. Earlier on the red carpet, J.Lo's boyfriend, Casper Smart, had to stand at one side so she and her Zuhair Murad gown could get some photos solo. Jason Merritt / Getty Images He could just be her bodyguard, which would be weird until you remember he was only her backing dancer before they started dating. 6. Miley Cyrus looked fabulous in a Balmain jumpsuit. Jason Merritt / Getty Images Shame about the whole Bieber haircut thing, then. 7. Speaking of the Biebs, the leather tunic look might work for Gendry on Game of Thrones, but it's less appropriate here. Ethan Miller / Getty Images At least we know how Taylor Swift feels about this outfit/Justin in general. (And on a different note, Gendry looks a lot better when he's not wearing the tunic anyway.) 8. Also, these ridiculous drop-crotch things continue to happen when they really shouldn't Ethan Miller / Getty Images You can't even call them pants anymore. You really can't. Advertisement 9. Orianthi showed up dressed as Kid Rock. David Becker / Getty Images 10. And Kid Rock himself came dressed up as your dad, if you live in West Virginia. Ethan Miller / Getty Images 11. Nicki Minaj limbered up backstage with some yoga, but then when she put her legs around her shoulders the spikes on her jacket ripped her leggings. Ethan Miller / Getty Images Another reason why yoga is terrible, basically. 12. Chris Brown wore some casual knitwear. Jason Merritt / Getty Images And a frown. Advertisement 13. Only to be upstaged by Ed Sheeran in the IDGAF sweater stakes. David Becker / Getty Images 14. Taylor Swift wore a printed tee with a unicorn and the phrase "haters gonna hate." As if anyone would hate on a unicorn. Ethan Miller / Getty Images 15. One of TSwift's Glee-worthy backing dancers stole a bottle of Rihanna's old red hair dye. Ethan Miller / Getty Images 16. And Pitbull got a wedgie on stage. Poor thing. STEVE MARCUS / Reuters Advertisement 17. Back to the red carpet: This sort of attention-seeking fuckery stopped being fun circa 2009, "Z-LaLa." David Becker / Getty Images If that is your real name. 18. Enough, really. ROBYN BECK / Getty Images 19. (See above.) David Becker / Getty Images 20. Also circa 2009, Audrina Patridge and that chainmail blouse. David Becker / Getty Images It's like some folks turned up for just for old times' sake. Or, more likely, turned up with out-of-date invites and the door staff were feeling charitable. Advertisement 21. Hayden Panettiere showed off a sad, junior prom-worthy take on the half-shaved-head trend. Jason Merritt / Getty Images 22. Ah yes, the half-shaved-head trend. Jason Merritt / Getty Images This is a girlband called 3rd Eye Girl. 23. And this pose needs to not happen. Just take your jacket off if your T-shirt is that great. David Becker / Getty Images (It's not that great.) 24. Also, this T-shirt is not that great either. David Becker / Getty Images LMFAO-esque red-carpet antics don't really work without Red Foo, SkyBlu. Advertisement 25. Selena Gomez wore something involving glow sticks and sheer cutouts. It wasn't great. David Becker / Getty Images 26. But then she wore a bindi again and that was much worse. Ethan Miller / Getty Images 27. Tracy Morgan sparkled. Ethan Miller / Getty Images 28. Skye Stevens matched his splattered pants with his sneakers, thereby destroying any of the edginess that paint-strewn denim can imply. Jason Merritt / Getty Images The sunglasses just make things worse. Advertisement 29. Jason Derulo is buff now, and wearing sleeveless shirts to make us all aware of that. Jason Merritt / Getty Images No complaints here. 30. Fact: Neither of these people want to be here. Ethan Miller / Getty Images 31. Another fact: Erykah Badu and Janelle Monae were competing to see who could include more accessories you'd more commonly find on curtains into their outfit. Ethan Miller / Getty Images It was a tie. 32. I thought this was one of The Wanted, but it's not. David Becker / Getty Images "Glad You Came," Jackson Guthy. But no clue who you are. Advertisement 33. There were things written on Lil Wayne's pants but they don't seem to make any sense. Ethan Miller / Getty Images 34. Madonna's ass warranted photos of its own. ROBYN BECK / Getty Images 35. Alyssa Milano's ridiculous sheer pants make Avril Lavigne's shin pads look like a sensible wardrobe choice. Ethan Miller / Getty Images 36. Also, Shania Twain came to get married. s3-ak.buzzfeed.com OK, no, she was just presenting an award. 37. In conclusion, this felt quite normal. Jason Merritt / Getty Images And when members of a Cirque du Soleil production don't stand out, you know things have gotten out of control. 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