3. Below, a concise list of other things that elicit this response from Taylor:
4. 1. When Bieber groped/didn’t grope a fan during a photocall.
5. 2. Katy Perry
7. 4. When her ex Taylor Lautner looks like a (drunk) llama.
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8. 5. When Gawker reports about her other ex Joe Jonas and his new girlfriend (allegedly) filmed their “hardcore” sexy times.
9. 6. And when fans of her also other ex Harry Styles remain convinced he’s secretly in love with his fellow 1D member Louis.
10. 7. This photo opportunity.
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12. 9. And that time Adele wore a hair bow.
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