FoodยทPosted on Dec 31, 201621 Tweets About Trader Joe's That Are So Damn True"A list of people who need to calm down: everyone in this Trader Joe's parking lot."by Alex NaidusBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. the garbage shit boy @davedittell [robbery] ME: put all the money in a bag! TRADER JOE'S EMPLOYEE: oh, you don't have your own? 07:53 PM - 27 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Simon Barrett @Simon_Barrett Used to love mosh pits for the aggressive human contact but now I just shop at Trader Joe's on a Sunday 07:26 PM - 18 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. the garbage shit boy @davedittell when the Trader Joe's cashier flirts with another customer I get jealous and buy a second frozen pizza so he thinks I'm having fun tonight 02:58 PM - 18 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Lauren Mineau @LaurenMineau A list of people who need to calm down - everyone in the Trader Joes parking lot 05:56 PM - 22 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. everett byram @rad_milk [in extremely white guy voice] who ate all my trader joe's soy chorizo 07:05 PM - 08 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Bill Dixon @BillDixonish I go to Trader Joe's for great deals and the opportunity to whisper "excuse me" 200 times. 07:50 PM - 26 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. David DeWeil @daviddeweil If I ever did drugs I'd definitely do Trader Joe's peppermint joe joes 12:45 AM - 24 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Julie @myfinedevine *picks the line with cute trader joes cashier* 09:46 PM - 25 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Arden Walker @arden_walker Someday, someone is going to see me eating veggie straws or chocolate out of my Trader Joe's bag on the train and think, "She's the one." 12:53 AM - 20 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. โก brian essbe โก @SortaBad All the rap guys try to impress women by buying expensive champagne at the club. That's basically me, only with Fiji Water at Trader Joe's 12:01 AM - 19 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Jordan @Jordan_Hartman Being an adult is getting Trader Joe's gift cards for Christmas and being stoked on it 05:08 AM - 26 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 13. noah sebastian @noahsebbe "We could go to Trader Joe's that'd be fun!" a glimpse into my social life 01:27 AM - 18 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Shelby @smelbz What's the worst thing you've had in your cart while running into an ex-hookup at Trader Joe's? Mine's 6 cans of clearly marked BEEF CHILI 01:14 AM - 18 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Gloria Fallon @GloriaFallon123 My local Trader Joe's has run out of coconut oil. I just hope this doesn't end in violence 12:02 AM - 30 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Paul R. Gilmartin @mentalpod Trader Joes Real Estate Agent: How's the parking lot? Landlord: Terrible. Trader Joes Real Estate Agent: We'll take it! 05:46 AM - 14 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Sam Stryker @sbstryker My anxiety is never more crippling than when I'm checking out at Trader Joe's trying to figure out if I forgot to grab something 12:29 AM - 12 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Paul ๐ ๐พ Danke @pauldanke Trader Joe's plastic containers are so loud, no damn way you're sneaking a mini muffin. everyone heard it ๐ณ๐๐ 11:16 PM - 02 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Melissa Stetten @MelissaStetten I've never felt cooler than when a Trader Joe's cashier said "love this" to something I bought. 11:00 PM - 07 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel Woman in front of me at Trader Joe's is buying three bottles of wine and eggs. Is this when you say, "Get it, girl!"? 11:03 PM - 07 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. RainnWilson @rainnwilson Why can't our government be run with the same friendly efficiency as a Trader Joe's? 08:21 PM - 16 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite