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This "ingenious" "recipe":
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This highly questionable breakfast:
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This criminal pasta invention:
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This "steak and milky gravy":
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This... can? Of cheeseburger?
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This mayo, bologna, and mustard–based "dessert":
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This "chocolate egg":
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This disturbing representation of the food groups:
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This "experimental" burger:
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This fundamental misunderstanding of "medium rare":
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This troubling pasta soup ring:
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This terrifying turtle:
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This "culinary advancement":
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This pizza which, it must be said, is hardly pizza at all:
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And, of course, ramen jello: