Poo is currently living the bodily excrement dream.
In all seriousness I'm considering getting the poo emoji tattooed on my toe tomorrow
Everyone finds it cute and funny. It's popular.
But what about pee?
Why doesn't pee have its own emoji?
listen @BarackObama i know ur busy thinkin bout @dragrances but the pee emoji thing is as urgent as ever plz get on it asap thankz
there's a poop emoji why isn't there a pee emoji #bathroomdiscrimination
What's so great about poo?
Pee is just as cute as poo.
Pee is just as smart as poo.
People totally like pee just as much as they like poo.
And when did it become okay for one bodily excrement to be the boss of the bathroom, huh?
Because that's not what the bathroom is about.
We should totally just stab poo!
Because pee is far more enjoyable.
And it's just as relatable as poo.
For some people, the "pee shivers" can almost be orgasmic.
And, if we're being real, it'll probably help you survive in the wild more than poop could.
So if this bathroom discrimination continues, well, you've been warned...
TEAM PEE.
