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It's Time We Had A Discussion About Pee

Enough of the pro-poo agenda.

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Poo is currently living the bodily excrement dream.

In all seriousness I'm considering getting the poo emoji tattooed on my toe tomorrow

Everyone finds it cute and funny. It's popular.

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Why doesn't pee have its own emoji?

listen @BarackObama i know ur busy thinkin bout @dragrances but the pee emoji thing is as urgent as ever plz get on it asap thankz

there's a poop emoji why isn't there a pee emoji #bathroomdiscrimination

What's so great about poo?

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Pee is just as cute as poo.

All we pro-pee supporters get is this "Splashing Sweat" emoji? Like what?!
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All we pro-pee supporters get is this "Splashing Sweat" emoji? Like what?!

Pee is just as smart as poo.

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People totally like pee just as much as they like poo.

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And when did it become okay for one bodily excrement to be the boss of the bathroom, huh?

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Because that's not what the bathroom is about.

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We should totally just stab poo!

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Because pee is far more enjoyable.

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Poo is "Number 2" for a reason.

And it's just as relatable as poo.

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For some people, the "pee shivers" can almost be orgasmic.

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And, if we're being real, it'll probably help you survive in the wild more than poop could.

So if this bathroom discrimination continues, well, you've been warned...

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TEAM PEE.

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