1. First up, her intro was the most iconic of all the housewives.
"Edie Britt was the most predatory divorcée in a five block radius. Her conquests were numerous, varied, and legendary."
2. Needless to say, she was a knockout:
3. She was sexy and she knew it.
4. She was confident in her sexuality.
5. She was that friend with the sauciest stories.
6. But she always stayed safe when it came to sexual health.
7. She didn't want to get tied down.
8. She wasn't going to settle for anything below average...
9. ...and wasn't afraid to call men out either.
10. She didn't have time for Susan — who, let's face it, was the most annoying housewife.
11. She called Susan out when needed.
12. Never forget when she threw Martha Huber's ashes in Susan's face after learning Susan burned down her house.
13. And her insults cut like a knife...
14. ...time and time again.
15. Seriously, her and Susan's rivalry was one of the best bits of the show.
16. Her one-liners were savage.
17. She was the unapologetic villain we all secretly rooted for.
To be fair, Susan burned down her house first.
18. That said, it's not only Susan she's unafraid to dish it out to.
19. She knew her values...
20. ...including her thoughts on weddings.
21. Despite her wrongdoings, she was unbelievably brave.
22. She dished out the tough love, especially when people didn't want to hear it.
23. She was deeper and more thoughtful than many gave her credit.
24. If you needed a pep talk, Edie Britt was your woman.
25. She took charge in a crisis:
26. Even though she was killed off way too soon, she will forever be the best resident of Wisteria Lane.
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