Juan Pablo And Our 5 Stages Of Grief

On the huge Bachelor finale, Juan Pablo left us with a lot of questions and our hearts in a state we haven't previously experienced. In order to process all this, we look to the Kübler-Ross model a.k.a. the five stages of grief.

1. Denial

This is all lies. Juan Pablo is totally in love with Nikki and everyone on the Bachelor crew knows it. All this drama is for ratings!

2. Anger

Why won't Juan Pablo just admit he loves Nikki as it clearly looks like he does?! Why will he not announce his love to the world? MOTHER OF GOD WHY WILL HE NOT GIVE ME JUST A SINGLE TEAR NOR REVEAL EVEN A SLIVER OF HIS SOUL?!

3. Bargaining

If I can find someone on LinkedIn from the NSA... I just need to know if he's e-mailing Nikki...and how often...and maybe if they're talking on the phone... I will give THIS LIFE AND MY FUTURE LIVES to know what is said on those phone calls (and to know with 100% certainty what he said to Clare in the helicopter).

4. Depression

The pain I feel is as deep as Juan Pablo's eyes are blue, as deep as is his desire for privacy, as deep as is the love between Trista and Ryan. HOW CAN I BE EXPECTED TO THINK ABOUT ANDI BEING THE NEW BACHELORETTE AT A TIME LIKE THIS?

5. Acceptance

Okay. It. is. going. to be. oh. kay. Juan Pablo is a man, free to say what he wants, when he wants. He'll profess he love when he feels it, not when we demand it. He respects the institution of love!

...and start from the top all over again.

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