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10 Times Randy Marsh From "South Park" Was The Greatest Scientist On Earth

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Randy Marsh, Stan's dad on the Comedy Central show South Park, is USGS geologist.

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But his scientific knowledge is in no way limited to geology.

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Here are some of the times he straight-up science'd the fuck out of his little Colorado town:

1. When he lent his great expertise about combustion to the town.

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2. When he knew how grave the threat of global warming was.

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3. And then got real specific about its consequences.

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4. When he totally mastered sex education.

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5. And used his mathematical prowess to bolster his masculine prowess.

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6. That time he used his scientific knowledge to get the medicine he needed.

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7. Or when his knowledge of human physiology was spot-on.

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8. When he understood the importance of precision.

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9. When he had the scientific knowledge to get out of an embarrassing moment.

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10. And, of course, when he totally understood how the space-time continuum works.

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You totally deserve that Nobel Prize, Randy. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

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