Randy Marsh, Stan's dad on the Comedy Central show South Park, is USGS geologist.
But his scientific knowledge is in no way limited to geology.
Here are some of the times he straight-up science'd the fuck out of his little Colorado town:
1.
When he lent his great expertise about combustion to the town.
2.
When he knew how grave the threat of global warming was.
3.
And then got real specific about its consequences.
4.
When he totally mastered sex education.
5.
And used his mathematical prowess to bolster his masculine prowess.
6.
That time he used his scientific knowledge to get the medicine he needed.
7.
Or when his knowledge of human physiology was spot-on.
8.
When he understood the importance of precision.
9.
When he had the scientific knowledge to get out of an embarrassing moment.
10.
And, of course, when he totally understood how the space-time continuum works.
You totally deserve that Nobel Prize, Randy. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
