At some point you know it's time to leave Texas and you feel awful
When you arrive at your new home you realize the local customs are odd
They try to tell you this is tea
So you gotta make your own
A breakfast wrap is not a breakfast taco
Barbecue becomes some kind of fancy pants ritual
The crazy starts to set in pretty quickly when you realize after you eat you gotta talk to these new people
People ask you to repeat yourself often even though you're speaking English to them
It's like we're speaking an entirely different language sometimes
Our minds wander back to food again and all the places we miss
I miss you, TC's
This might hurt the most
There's nobody cool to tell you not to litter when you finish eating your fast food
You gotta explain that this is not necessarily a sign of devil worship
If you're from San Antonio you have to clear up some things about the Alamo's location
And if you're from Austin you've got to explain Hippie Hollow very carefully
Folks from Dallas know what this one's all about
Houstonians shouldn't have to apologize for having a team, but here we are
Even conspiracy theorists and fans of the supernatural will bother you if you're from Texas
You're always thinking about the magical stuff you miss back home
And even if you never move home...
...you know that if there is a heaven...
...you know it's there...
...deep in the heart of Texas!
... CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!
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