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15 Things That Will Absolutely Ruin A Scorpio's Day

It's hard out here for a scorp.

1. Seeing someone you don't like succeed at something.

2. When someone you find attractive completely ignores you to talk to someone else.

3. Being told to "calm down" in any situation.

4. Mildly failing at a very simple task.

5. Having a strong emotional reaction to something that doesn't seem to bother everyone else.

6. Having someone shush you because you were talking too loudly while excited.

7. Running into somebody on your Shit List and not being able to come up with a scathing enough greeting.

8. Turning in work that you're not 100% proud of.

9. Fundamentally disagreeing with somebody you respect.

10. Telling someone a small detail from a previous conversation and having them treat you like a freak for "actually remembering that."

11. Waiting in line a liiiittle longer than you expected to.

12. Specifying that you would rather be contacted by text but having some bonehead call you up anyway.

13. When people say "bye" on the phone and continue to talk for ten more minutes.

14. Somebody asking you a question and then a second later, answering it for themselves.

15. And when someone else takes credit for an idea that YOU had.