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15 Things That Will Absolutely Ruin A Scorpio's Day

It's hard out here for a scorp.

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1. Seeing someone you don't like succeed at something.

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2. When someone you find attractive completely ignores you to talk to someone else.

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I am RIGHT here.

3. Being told to "calm down" in any situation.

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Turn down for what?

4. Mildly failing at a very simple task.

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I CAN'T EVEN TIE MY SHOE RIGHT, WHY AM I THE WORST?

5. Having a strong emotional reaction to something that doesn't seem to bother everyone else.

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I'll just sit here alone in a pile of my feelings, don't worry about it.

6. Having someone shush you because you were talking too loudly while excited.

7. Running into somebody on your Shit List and not being able to come up with a scathing enough greeting.

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8. Turning in work that you're not 100% proud of.

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9. Fundamentally disagreeing with somebody you respect.

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Sorry, I can't reconcile thinking you're cool with how much of an idiot you're being.

10. Telling someone a small detail from a previous conversation and having them treat you like a freak for "actually remembering that."

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Sorry you're a goldfish but my Scorpio memory is amazing.

11. Waiting in line a liiiittle longer than you expected to.

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12. Specifying that you would rather be contacted by text but having some bonehead call you up anyway.

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What did I JUST say?

13. When people say "bye" on the phone and continue to talk for ten more minutes.

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I was REALLY looking forward to not talking to you.

14. Somebody asking you a question and then a second later, answering it for themselves.

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You bothered me because?

15. And when someone else takes credit for an idea that YOU had.

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Revenge will be yours someday.

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