Buzz·Posted on Aug 5, 201523 Things Only Columbia Students Will UnderstandROAR, LIONS, ROAR!by Alexis NeddBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Nothing tastes as good at 3 in the morning as a gigantic slice of Koronets pizza. View this photo on Instagram 2. It's 100% normal to get halfway through your meal at Tom's before remembering that they don't take cards. View this photo on Instagram 3. No matter how many times they shut down Crackdel, it will rise again – stronger and sketchier than ever before. View this photo on Instagram 4. You can only find the owl in Alma Mater if someone tells you about the ~folds.~ There's just no other way. View this photo on Instagram 5. You always feel a certain rush when Vampire Weekend's "Campus" comes on shuffle when you're walking across Low Plaza. View this photo on Instagram 6. Carman is Slytherin. John Jay is Ravenclaw. Hartley and Wallach are Hufflepuff. Furnald is Gryffindor. View this photo on Instagram 7. People always talk about having sex in the stacks but no one talks about how DUSTY it is down there. View this photo on Instagram 8. The grass is open for approximately seven seconds every year. No more, no less. View this photo on Instagram 9. No one needs to plan the first snowball fight of the season. It will happen on its own. View this photo on Instagram 10. What happens at Bacchanal stays at Bacchanal. View this photo on Instagram 11. We are the REAL "Blue Ivy." View this photo on Instagram 12. It's sacrilegious to graduate without getting at least one picture on that weird art throne at the 116th street subway station. View this photo on Instagram 13. Forgetting to change at 96th street means literally scaling a mountain to get back to school. View this photo on Instagram 14. Primal Scream sounds like the zombie apocalypse is going down in Morningside Heights. View this video on Vimeo vimeo.com 15. The Core can sometimes be a pain in the ass but you love how smart you sound at museums and symphonies now. View this photo on Instagram 16. If you live in Wein you get weirdly defensive about your pet sink. View this photo on Instagram 17. You've used your copy of The Odyssey as a pillow while studying in the library for finals. It has the softest pages. View this photo on Instagram 18. You've roamed Lerner at dinnertime just to get a look at which student groups are giving out free food. View this photo on Instagram 19. It's completely common to misjudge the Lerner ramps and end up on the wrong floor. More than common. Actually it happens every time. View this photo on Instagram 20. You know to bring a book every time you want to pick up a package. View this photo on Instagram 21. The French House is just haunted. So haunted. Stay away. 22. You've stuffed your last dollar in the donation jar at Postcrypt because the vibe down there makes you feel like a real beatnik. View this photo on Instagram 23. And when you graduate you'll know in your heart that Columbia was the best choice for you. Alma mater on the Hudson shore, indeed. View this photo on Instagram